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question		réponse
Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? commencer à apprendre		Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? commencer à apprendre		A stick.
What is the best definition of a mixed emotion? commencer à apprendre		Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car.
Why is divorce so expensive? commencer à apprendre		Because it's worth it.
How many selfish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? commencer à apprendre		Only one, the world revolves around them.
What is another name for female Viagra? commencer à apprendre		A Diamond.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? commencer à apprendre		Easily, concrete floors are very hard to crack!
If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 pears and 3 pineapples in the other hand, what would you have? commencer à apprendre		Very large hands.
How can a man go eight days without sleep? commencer à apprendre		He sleeps at night.
Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? commencer à apprendre		Because he’s dead.
Why did a confused woman stare at a carton of apple juice for 20 minutes? commencer à apprendre		Because it said “Concentrate” on the side of the carton.
Why does nobody eat clowns? commencer à apprendre		Because they taste funny.
Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? commencer à apprendre		Because there wasn't a single person there.
What do people in prison use to communicate with each other? commencer à apprendre		Cell phones
What is the longest sentence that a man knows? commencer à apprendre		I do.
What would you have if you crossed a panther with a burger? commencer à apprendre		Really fast food.
Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming? commencer à apprendre		Because they take much too long to change.
Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter? commencer à apprendre		Because it’s much too far to walk.
What falls regularly though never gets hurt? commencer à apprendre		Rain.
Why is it that people always walk whenever they play the bagpipes? commencer à apprendre		Even they are attempting to get away from that awful noise.
Why do you never see elephants hiding up in trees? commencer à apprendre		Because they’re really good at it.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? commencer à apprendre		Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
What do a green apple and a red apple have in common? commencer à apprendre		They’re both red except for the green one.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? commencer à apprendre		Between you and me, something smells.
Which is the most curious letter? commencer à apprendre		Y.

QUESTIONS: Really bad jokes

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