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Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!

Świat ma w nosie twoje poczucie własnej wartości.

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Nie zostaniesz zastępcą dyrektora z telefonem w samochodzie jesli na to nie zarobisz.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Jesli myslisz, że twój nauczyciel jest surowy, zaczekaj aż będziesz miał szefa.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Przewracanie burgerów nie jest poniżej twojej goddności.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Jesli napytasz sobie biedy, to nie jest wina twoich rodziców.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Zanim sie urodziłeś, twoi rodzice nie byli tak nudni jak teraz.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasit

Szkoła nie nosi najmniejszych śladów podobieństwa do rzeczywistego życia.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANY

Życie nie dzieli sie na semestry.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Telewizja nie odzwierciedla rzeczywistości.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Bądź miły dla stukniętych. Być może będziesz dla jednego z nich pracował.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.